Collectibles Hunter Prints

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Keep on Truckin.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"No not the puppy please"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

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Over-reaction Man.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'