Collectible Seeker Pillows

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'It's a limited edition print... strictly limited to the number of people that want it.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Political Voodoo Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Do not disturb...

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The polar bear's vending machine.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"You're stealing the blanket."

Louis XIV

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Have you seen this toaster?

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

The traveling Yard Sale.

"You must stop digging up the past."

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'