Collectible Seeker Pillows

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'It's a limited edition print... strictly limited to the number of people that want it.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Political Voodoo Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"He's deliciously vintage."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Do not disturb...

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The polar bear's vending machine.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Louis XIV

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

The traveling Yard Sale.

Salvage Hunters

"You must stop digging up the past."

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"