Rare Find Seeker Pillows

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Louis XIV

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'That was fun!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'