Rare Find Seeker Pillows

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

At the end of the rainbow

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Louis XIV

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'That was fun!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."