Baggage Guru Prints

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

The fate of the emigrant

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

All gates.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Bargain Hunter

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'