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"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Heading off with a packed bag

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

I'll have that first pair you showed me. Sorry, they were sold an hour ago!

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

All gates.

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."