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"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Heading off with a packed bag

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

All gates.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Death carries a bag for life

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"