Bag Toting Adventurer T-Shirts

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

Fly Fishing

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Where the wild things were."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Milkjet Skiing

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Information...

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Father and Son quality time

Ass-less Chaps

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Beijing 2022

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Wow! Spoon lightning!

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"