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"You'll never find where I hid your Christmas gift this year!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Where the wild things were."

Man propelled by love

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Do it!

An old lady Kitesurfing

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

Father and Son quality time

Spring Break!

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"They're much better company than dogs."

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter

Santa Claus donates blood.

Question my integrity, $10.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

Happy Valentine's Day.

"That's one Christmas present she won't break in a hurry."

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

"I have high hopes for today's weather."