Gift-giving Adventurer Gifts

"You'll never find where I hid your Christmas gift this year!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"Where the wild things were."

Man propelled by love

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Do it!

An old lady Kitesurfing

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Best Pals

Father and Son quality time

Wordplay: Trampoline.

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Spring Break!

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

"They're much better company than dogs."

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Santa Claus donates blood.

Question my integrity, $10.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

Happy Valentine's Day.

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

"That's one Christmas present she won't break in a hurry."