Altruistic Adventurer Gifts

Volunteers.

Santa Claus donates blood.

"Boy - are we glad to see you - we need help!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Love linked

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Shoot For The Moon

Do it!

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Fight or flight?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People of Courage

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"They're much better company than dogs."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

Marooned Painter

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

It Works!

Happy Valentine's Day.

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."