Altruistic Adventurer Pillows

Volunteers.

Santa Claus donates blood.

"Boy - are we glad to see you - we need help!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Love linked

Man propelled by love

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Do it!

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Fight or flight?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

People of Courage

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

A blessing in disguise.

Church Steeple Rocket

"They're much better company than dogs."

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"I have high hopes for today's weather."