Altruism Enthusiast Pillows

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

Others will fight for you

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

Social Worker

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Marathon costume

'Profit or non-profit?'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Professional Fund Riasers

"I gave on the E train."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger