Altruism Admirer Pillows

The Street Kid at Christmas.

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

She's good, but Mom's better.

Seals on Wheels

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Ted Kennedy.

A cavalier gentleman.

The Little Engine That Understood

"Rich guys are ruthless. They give no quarter."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Santa Claus donates blood.

"We feel your pain".

Water carriers/bearers.

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Bums Without Borders

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

Yachting.

'You and whose army?'

"When I win the lottery, I'll be an agent of goodness...giving every last penny to needy children, the homeless, and the sick and destitute of the world."