Altruism Aficionados Pillows

Gratitude

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'Profit or non-profit?'

Professional Fund Riasers

"I gave on the E train."

Marathon costume

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Benefactor of children

Blood Donor

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

Africa