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Gratitude

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I gave on the E train."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Professional Fund Riasers

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

Blood Donor

Benefactor of children

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating