Altruist At Heart T-Shirts

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Big Issue...'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Marathon costume

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

"Rich guys are ruthless. They give no quarter."

Santa Claus donates blood.

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

Water carriers/bearers.

United Way Building Blocks.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Bums Without Borders

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."