Altruism Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

Others will fight for you

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Big Issue...'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Professional Fund Riasers

Marathon costume

'Profit or non-profit?'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I gave on the E train."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."