Altruistic Advocate Pillows

Down and Outs

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I don't leave home without it!"

Alms Bank

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

When protons collide...

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.