Altruistic Academic Pillows

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I gave on the E train."

'Profit or non-profit?'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Professional Fund Riasers

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Benefactor of children

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

Africa

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

"Rich guys are ruthless. They give no quarter."

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