Altruistic Academic Mugs

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Alms Bank

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"I gave on the E train."

Professional Fund Riasers

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

Benefactor of children

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Africa

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'All profits go directly to charity'