Aristocratic Adventurer Gifts

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

You had me at vintage.

Shoot For The Moon

FAQs.

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

The Nobility Scooter

Cuba After Castro

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Santa Claus donates blood.

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

look out it might be a fake

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."