Aristocratic Adventurer T-Shirts

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

You had me at vintage.

Shoot For The Moon

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

The Nobility Scooter

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

Santa Claus donates blood.

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

look out it might be a fake

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Countess