Antiquity Adventurer Gifts

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

look out it might be a fake

You had me at vintage.

At the Museum

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Jurassic Country Club.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'