Ancient Artifact Adventurer Gifts

Physician tending a mummy.

Hadrian's Wall

Tourists in Egypt

You had me at vintage.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Souvenirs.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Jurassic Country Club.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Scary things in the museum

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Playing Pyramids

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Go with Hannibal if you must."