Ancient Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Those Were The Days

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

You had me at vintage.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Stonehenge Explained

Breakthrough

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Bad times to sneeze

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Romans.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'