Ancient Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Those Were The Days

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

You had me at vintage.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Stonehenge Explained

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Pyramid catflap...

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Bad times to sneeze

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Romans.