Ancient Adventure Aficionados Gifts

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

You had me at vintage.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Mummies for Dummies

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Roman Golfer.

"I'm going to India to find myself..."