Ancient Adventure Aficionados Pillows

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

You had me at vintage.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

Mummies for Dummies

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Roman Golfer.