Ancient Antics Aficionados Pillows

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"He was a sea rescue."

It's all gravy.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Cat flap and mouse hole.

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

Kid to kid: 'I had my sentence reduced to a couple of hours in my room.'

'Wait -- what if the Canaanites want to convert?'

Litter tray cat.

Dead Sea Trolls

Raccoon Camp Nights

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'One hundred and two? She must be in heat!'

At the age of sixteen, Waheeni tribesmen are sent alone into the jungle, to prove their manhood.

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

"He's not fooling anyone..."

Cat shot from mouse hole.

'Open your nostrils wide and sniff...?'

Fun fact from history: one of the first games to be featured in the Roman arena was hide and seek.

"You're home early."