Ancient Antics Aficionado Pillows

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Jungle Games

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

It's all gravy.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Serves you right for licking it!"

First aid and sculpture

Atlas Explained.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Lemming meringue pie.

"Yeah, he's been doing this ever since we started feeding him human food."

Pet Peeve Store. The place for people who love to complain about their pets.