Ancient Antics Pillows

'Wait -- what if the Canaanites want to convert?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Trojan Beagle.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

The Goalkeeper

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

cat singing into microphone

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Lollies

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Creative right?'

Hang Time Fido

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'