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'Wait -- what if the Canaanites want to convert?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The Trojan Beagle.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A baby in court

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'