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'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Cat box"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.