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'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

The Trojan Beagle.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

A prehistoric football match.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"This is my urban man cave."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Venus

Early Facebook.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"I think the lines down!"

Early kite experiment.

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Carbon Dating Agency

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Shopping for Organic Food

"My parents hate it."

Art in Pandemic Time

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'