Ancient Humor Prints

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

The Trojan Beagle.

A prehistoric football match.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"This is my urban man cave."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Venus

Early Facebook.

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"I think the lines down!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Early kite experiment.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

'It's a knock-knock joke.'

The first evidence of dinosaur accidents.

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

"I couldn't put in down boss. Hard hitting, straight to the point..sure to be a best seller."

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

Shopping for Organic Food

"My parents hate it."

Art in Pandemic Time

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

The Life of the Party