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'Have you done any stand-up?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Follow that cab!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

Dog playing snooker/pool.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

It's all gravy.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

Atlas Explained.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

First aid and sculpture

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Lemming meringue pie.

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

Janus.