Historical Antics Aficionados Pillows

Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"He was a sea rescue."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Thomas Keneally

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I got probation."

William Wordsworth

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Upstart Crow

Gogglebollox.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

Billards.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Searching for a Wife

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

Rene Descartes

'Have you done any stand-up?'

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'