Historical Antics Aficionados Gifts

Two men preparing for a duel; one holds a baseball while the holds a baseball bat.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"He was a sea rescue."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Thomas Keneally

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I got probation."

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

William Wordsworth

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Gogglebollox.

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

Upstart Crow

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

Billards.

William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.

"Can you please just pay the two gold to remove the ads?"

'I want nice man-bag.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters III and IV.

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

Searching for a Wife

Rene Descartes

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler