Historical Antics Gifts

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Jerry Scarer

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Mistress Talking to Maid

Jurassic Ark

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lollies

'Creative right?'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

My latest invention -- "The Comedy Club".

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'