Nostalgic Antics Gifts

Kid to kid: 'I had my sentence reduced to a couple of hours in my room.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

Tony Weller and his grandson

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

Baby boomers anthem.

Zzzzzzzzz...

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

"Home school class reunion"

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.'

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'