Nostalgic Humor Lovers Gifts

"Mom, small bandwidth is like you trying to squeeze in a dress that fit you ten years ago."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Peter Cook

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

The Enemy

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'