Nostalgic Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Dad, you know that I really look up to you, don't you?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Snapshots in Time

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I envisioned something more robust'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

Jesus with mobile.

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

"Long time no see!"

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"