Nostalgic Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

"Dad, you know that I really look up to you, don't you?"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Snapshots in Time

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

W.C. Fields

The African Plains during the 70's.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I envisioned something more robust'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

How Staring Contests Change

In the Year 2525

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!

'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'

'Don't tell the Fuhrer I filled the war head with jellybabies, you know upset he gets.'

Jesus with mobile.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Long time no see!"