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Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Uses of a Dead Cat: Anti-aircraft Defences.

The African Plains during the 70's.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Hipsters"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Medieval headlines.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

The other days of the year...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Phrenological matrimonial bureau