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A cheap day's hunting. - No. I.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Not what he meant.

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

Thatcher's child

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"When was this license issued?"