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"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Peter Cook

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

The Enemy

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

The African Plains during the 70's.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"But wait, there's more."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

Thatcher's child

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Not what he meant.

"When was this license issued?"

'Shall we join the ladies?'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'