Nostalgic Humor Aficionado Gifts

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"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

The African Plains during the 70's.

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"But wait, there's more."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"I suggest you get off your tuffet more, and eat less curds and whey, Miss Muffet."

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

Thatcher's child

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"