Nostalgic Humor Lover Gifts

"You were talking to yourself?- Good for a moment I thought you had one of these dreadful mobile phone things!"

'He may not look like much now, but in his day, your father was quite a catch.'

Man reads note: 'Gone out your dinner's in the chip shop'.

Thug with his son.

Farming Technology

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'I'd rather have one of those than an I-Box.'

Clancy: Eye for the Ladies

'You're running away from home? Great! -- now I can subscribe to the Playboy Channel!'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

The Prequel

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'AS a kid I dreamed of playing first base, but all my parents could afford was an oven mitt.'

Footman talking to butler

"I've got to take this call."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."