Nostalgic Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

'Sometimes I miss the dress code requiring skirts for female employees.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Elephant rides.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Islington Angels.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

The Enemy