Nostalgic Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'

'Sometimes I miss the dress code requiring skirts for female employees.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Old Book Smell

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Peter Cook

Elephant rides.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

Islington Angels.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'