Nostalgia Humorists Pillows

Inside One's Memory Bank

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The other days of the year...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

'My 70th...hmmm.. that's shelter, food and sex out of the way. I guess it's time to move on to life's next challenge; mastery over my environment.'

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

Baby boomers anthem.

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

'He flunked everything except 'Self-Esteem.''

'Before you look at that, you should know I found an old report card of yours in the attic.'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"It was a double ring ceremony. Both our phones rang."

"Home school class reunion"